#Baby boy.

[fiveocock]

A kiss from Eos.

[bitterpngs]

[image ID: a drawing of geto suguru from jujutsu kaisen in his school uniform. he’s awkwardly hunched over with his arms bent close to his sides. he’s looking off to the side with a nervous expression. his eyebrows are furrowed, his lips are pursed, and there’s sweat beading on his face with a speech bubble next to him that says “um.” there’s also a drawing of a shrimp next to him. end ID/]

shrimp posture geto suguru 🦐🦐🦐

[partiallypearl]

Kendall Schmidt as Kendall Knight in Big Time Love Song

[running-in-the-dark]

why do they keep making Dan get stuck in elevators, and why is it so adorable every time?

[lolli-says-stuff]

My god he’s so stupid.

[deityforged]

your muse should be friends with viraj, he's very sweet and makes excellent pastries from scratch

[thedragonagelesbian]

But there were some things that even magic couldn’t heal, and he hadn’t always changed Cyrus’ body for the better.

He swept away the loose auburn locks that covered the nape of Cyrus’ neck. Beneath, he saw the imprint of his fingertips still burnt in a crescent moon around the vertebra. From there, the lightning arced down his spine. Running from the thick splashes of freckles across his shoulders, the fractals branched out to cover his back, fizzling out only as they began to wrap around the top of his pelvis bone, reaching, reaching, reaching…

Three weeks, and the wound was still singed and raised. Three weeks, and Cyrus still winced when Anders grazed it.

“Has it been bothering you much?”

“It comes and goes.” What little Anders could see of Cyrus’ mouth curled into a frown. “It’s been hurting more than usual, though.”

With a sigh, Anders stood again and shuffled over to his shelf of potions. The wound had festered too long to respond properly to healing magic— Cyrus hadn’t let him treat it in the Deep Roads, so insistent that they deal with Corypheus as quickly as possible, and Anders had felt too guilty to press the issue. That left him working with poultices and herbs, mundane and so, so slow.

“When did it start? Do you remember?”

Cyrus was quiet for several long seconds. “…I think it was around the same time my shoulder started hurting.”

No sooner had Anders grabbed the tincture of elfroot and spindleweed than it slipped out of his grasp and shattered against the floor.

“You’re kidding me.”

Cyrus shot him an apologetic look over his shoulder. “I thought I was ready to fight again—”

“I asked you—!”

“And I wanted to kill that monster just as much as you did!” he insisted, folding his arms as his voice hardened. “If I didn’t show up when I did, Alrik would’ve made that poor girl Tranquil! You haven’t seen them in the Gallows, that menace’s victims walking around saying that he saved them.” Cyrus’ whole body shook with his disgust. The gesture caused the inflamed flesh on his back to ripple and stretch. Jaw shut tight around a grimace, Cyrus dug his nails in above the elbow, as if trying to force himself not to feel the pain. “That bastard’s dead. That’s what matters. That’s worth a little extra hurt.”

It was worth anything. 

At least, that was what Anders had believed for the last three years.

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[gorescreamingshow]

he's listening and learning

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[sourkreem]

birthday hangout!! they went to jasons favourite shitty diner afterwards :)

not him eating a very sugary burger fondant cake

[caats]

Happy Pride Month

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[elementalwife]

haters and losers jealous they don't have a vampire bf who will say strange and off putting things in public

[mamamalade]

He’s so baby girl coded <3